Caffeine - Blood Energy Drink - Pack of 2
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    Are you tired of not fitting in with your friends and family because of intense blood cravings?

    Have you ever wished there was a way to control your blood lust without having to drain innocent people or animals?

    Finally, there is an answer to the problems that haunt both immortals and mortals with blood lust!

    Presenting blood energy drink, a synthetic blend of vitamins and nutrients that mimic that of human blood. It satisfies even the worst cravings for human blood without the metallic blood taste. It's great fruit punch flavor can be enjoyed at room temperature or heated to a delightfully authentic 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit.

    Each pouch of blood energy drink contains all the vitamins and nutrients a person afflicted with blood lust could need, plus 80 milligrams of caffeine. Every serving provides up to 4 hours of energy so that both vampires and mortals with this desire can lead normal, healthy, social lives.

    Although our blood energy drink will satisfy your need for human blood, it will not control other symptoms associated with blood lust. Vampires will still need to avoid direct sunlight, garlic, and angry villagers. Werewolves should still be aware of moon cycles and should probably invest in padlocks on doors.

    This product should not be consumed by anyone under the age of 12 or by pregnant women, living or undead. Please use responsibly.

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    Customer Reviews|Average Rating: 4.67 out of 5

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    Reviewed by greg fralix on Dec 19, 2012   4 out of 5

    Iam out of both bloods and I lost the cap kten fingers one wind shere appendave

    Reviewed by Sean Bullock on Jan 14, 2012   5 out of 5

    Very nice piece, love the info written on it and a very funny joke. I originally bought for my older sister since she's into Twilight, Vampire Diaries and the like but after seeing it in person lets just say she got one pouch lol! I haven't opened mine nor will she we just love the look of them. Would totally recommend them to anybody!

    Reviewed by Jeffrey Danielson jr. on Oct 06, 2011   5 out of 5

    I originaly saw these on a diffrent site. But, with the advice from a friend, I bought them from here because he told me that they ship faster, and did they ever. Only one week after buying them did they show up at my door and i hade one just as i got home. they taste great and are still keeping me up now with no jittery feeling. A must buy for any who iz a fan of feeling zombie or just for a quick boost of... energy.

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