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Rustic, weathered wood signBeautifies any room, buildingExpresses amusing messageGet one to keep, one to giftGreat gift for drinking buddyCombines rural grace, humor10” long x 6” high x 1 3/4" deep
This rustic wooden box sign - with its old-school, stencil-style lettering, stylishly faded paint and realistic weathering - looks fantastic on any wall, mantle, shelf or practically anywhere you place it, and, best of all, it expresses an amusing, eye-catching message. “Alcohol: Because No Great Story Ever Started With Someone Eating A Salad,” it reads. What a hilarious universal truth! The off-white, weathered stencil letters are emblazoned on a background of tastefully faded black. At 10” long x 6” high x 1 3/4" deep, there’s really no wrong place to hang or place this handsome piece of vintage-style décor. It livens and adds a touch of humor and traditional rural grace to any living room, bedroom, kitchen, dining room, man cave, bar, office, garage, barn – the list goes on. Get two – one for your own home, one to gift to a drinking buddy. Thankfully, it’s easy and painless with our unbeatable prices! You’re sure to chuckle every time you glance at this funny-yet-stately Rustic Wooden Box Sign.
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